walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
*has one uncomfortable interaction*
*is fucked up for 3 days*
how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can
amy poehler’s star wars rant is inspirational
i just wanna say from the bottom of my heart yikes
I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live